imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite
me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk
you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results
nightly spiral
this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well
hello i am baby to tumblr
every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
This tag deserves to be seen
ALTsimple mud-loving creatures